Spicer's Delicatessen and Grocery

I've been wondering where John's Deli is. Sometimes i wonder why he doesn't talk about it more. Who knows, maybe he doesn't want geeky Adam Curry conspiracy Loon's wandering in asking "Where is John"? "Are there maggots in your pork"? Do you think Obama is Satan?
So, if you were wondering, this is the story of Spicer's Delicatessen and Grocery
(from someone who has never been there).

The deli website.

You don't even have to click the link above! The picture below is all you get! Kinda funny. No menu, no telephone number, no nothin! I kinda admire that. Its like, yeah, i have a deli, want to visit? Good luck! I think the Deli is for food, not for fame or fortune.
I suppose in a town with a population less than 4000 word of mouth is all ya need.

Some pictures of the Deli

( photo credit )

Jars and Jars and Jars..What does that stuff do? Does Spicer's Delicatessen and Grocery offer classes on how to implement that stuff into daily cooking!?
Personally i would be lost. Interested, but lost. I'm curious what might be the most exotic spice in that thar store. Where are the cheeses and salami?

Here is a lockergnome review of the "REAL" Deli. The word real is used to describe the deli 14 times in this article.

Pictured below, "The Sammich Sammich".

So there ya go, that's all i know about the mystery that is.. Spicer's Deli.

Its in Port Angles, WA by the way.